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I just mathematically calculated the number of girls on campus with whom I could have a relationship. It came out to 1.575. Only at Tech.

#5021 (11 comments) - Mar 4, 2010 23:04 PM by tfrench3 - Girls - Yep, that's Tech (70) - Could've happened anywhere (2)

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And what exactly is this magical formula?

#1 - Mar 5, 2010 12:44 AM by john_wise
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probably something similar to this: http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend

#2 - Mar 5, 2010 12:59 AM by BlueIntegral
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Mmmm, based off that, but couldn't be the same. :P Thanks to Tech Goggles and Above Average IQ of everyone, I'd say our numbers are larger.

#3 - Mar 5, 2010 09:56 AM by GTBioFencer
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You do realize that this is essentially the Drake equation for women?

#4 - Mar 5, 2010 10:11 AM by john_wise
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The numbers aren't larger if you want someone more than 1 std dev above average intelligence for Tech instead of using a global average intelligence, but I don't think guys here are that picky.

#5 - Mar 5, 2010 10:15 AM by Slarti
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Pretty much only 1.575 guys I could get in a relationship with on campus...

#6 - Mar 5, 2010 11:26 AM by Kaliyana the girl
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I'd say it's about .75 for me. I only use ints, though. =/

#7 - Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM by Squall
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And you should probably round to the nearest integer, as quantities of girls are typically discrete.

#8 - Mar 5, 2010 12:08 PM by A4515656
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Well, most of it was estimation, but I assumed the following: 30% of Tech's undergraduate population is female. Of those, 50% are reasonably attractive. Of those, 25% don't currently have boyfriends Of those, only about 50% are interested in a committed relationship And of those, only about 10% will be romantically compatible with me I'm going to assume I'm acquainted with about 850 students on campus, which is about 7% of the student body. Since there are about 12,000 undergraduates at Tech: 0.3 * 0.5 * 0.25 * 0.5 * 0.1 * 0.07 * 12000 = 1.575 girls I know at Tech who I could possibly date. QED =D But yeah, since girls are discrete, and I like being optimistic, I'll round to 2... Lol.

#9 - Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM by tfrench3
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A4515656, your mom is discrete. jk

#10 - Mar 6, 2010 10:36 PM by 404ME
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using your formula, I'm at 2.0625 girls. did I just beat the ratio?

#11 - Mar 11, 2010 01:55 PM by Bagpiper
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